*Australians*

• Dislike being mistaken for Pommies(British) when abroad.
• Believe you should look out for your mates.
• Are extremely patriotic to their beer.
• Export all their crappy programs, which no-one here watches, to Britain, where everybody loves them.
• Will Jabber on incesstantly about how they beat the Poms in every sport they played them in.
• Add "G"day, "mate" and a heavy accent to everything they say in an attempt to get laid.
• Shop at home and have goods imported because they live on an island.
• Drink anything with alcohol in it.
• Seem to think that none of this matters after several beers.

*Americans*

• Encourage being mistaken for Canadians when abroad.(Less chances to become the targets of terrorism)
• Believe that people should look out for and take care of themselves.
• Are flag-waving, anthem-singing, and obsessively patriotic.
• Spend most of their lives glued to the idiot box.
• Will jabber on incesstantly about football, baseball and basketball.
• Spell words differently , but still call it "English".
• Cross the southern border for cheap shopping, gas and alcohol.
• Drink weak, pissy-tatsting beer.
• Seem to think that poverty and faliure are morally suspect.