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    July 03

    The differences between Americans and Australians

     *Australians*

    • Dislike being mistaken for Pommies(British) when abroad.
    • Believe you should look out for your mates.
    • Are extremely patriotic to their beer.
    • Export all their crappy programs, which no-one here watches, to Britain, where everybody loves them.
    • Will Jabber on incesstantly about how they beat the Poms in every sport they played them in.
    • Add "G"day, "mate" and a heavy accent to everything they say in an attempt to get laid.
    • Shop at home and have goods imported because they live on an island.
    • Drink anything with alcohol in it.
    • Seem to think that none of this matters after several beers.

     

    *Americans*

    • Encourage being mistaken for Canadians when abroad.(Less chances to become the targets of terrorism)
    • Believe that people should look out for and take care of themselves.
    • Are flag-waving, anthem-singing, and obsessively patriotic.
    • Spend most of their lives glued to the idiot box.
    • Will jabber on incesstantly about football, baseball and basketball.
    • Spell words differently , but still call it "English".
    • Cross the southern border for cheap shopping, gas and alcohol.
    • Drink weak, pissy-tatsting beer.
    • Seem to think that poverty and faliure are morally suspect.  

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